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TOMORROW NIGHT! 7pm! @smiths.alternative , @smiths_miscellaneous RETURNS!

Come see the machinations of those strange & unusual Canberra creatives as they push the limits of what a human can do on stage!

Hosted this month by @lizcaddy

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URGENT! In need of humans more than usual! But this time, for the silver screen! Give us a msg if you're interested/available! And please share around!

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$TOMORROW! @smiths_miscellaneous returns to @smiths.alternative.gallery ! @7pm Come see a variety of acts that rivals the fullness of your own corner of the galaxy! Don't miss out or risk experiencing a fraction of the heat death of the universe! (F$

Despite no memory of our last transmission, we continue dissecting the events that unfolded within @soireeofsin last month at @smiths.alternative.gallery

Showing a frightening disregard for the laws of time and space @sanguinefaust managed to bring

Through bleeding ocular sockets, we find ourselves compelled by forces not yet understood by our Z-Files Unit to disclose a sighting that took place @soireeofsin and spread word of this harbinger of doom.

Known globally as the “Mothman”

Strange lights circled the skies above @smiths.alternative.gallery last month (Sorry about that, left the running lights on). Sending Old Scratch (@sanguinefaust), the takeover host for @soireeofsin , into mad eyed, raving conspiracy theories about i

Ever since Humanity first discovered how to create fire (Far earlier than any other "enlightened" species) they continue to find new, and riskier ways to go about using it.

This can be seen no better in their penchant for dancing with it.

Don't have a heart attack! Just 3 days remain till @smiths_miscellaneous returns with acts a plenty this July 24th, 6pm @smiths.alternative.gallery

(You humans really should invest in redundant organs, we've got 2 of everything)

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$Still full of regret about missing the last @smiths_miscellaneous ? Let us avail you of a fraction of that remorse. More samplings of the chaos within now adorn your screens. Limited to a linear existence however, we highly recommend you return you$

Missed the last time @smiths_miscellaneous was in the system?

Worry not! For your fearless local Martian has gone once more unto the breach, and returned with samples a plenty!

Ray Guns, Comedians, Musicians & more, it all returns to @smiths.

@smiths_miscellaneous RETURNS! Back on its intercept course with Earth, just 9 days remain before it crash lands, dragging with it, all the oddities & curiosities caught in its gravitational pull!

Prepare for re-entry, July 24th, 6pm, at the des

Capping off our observations of @guy_Alias ‘s ‘Alias Cabaret’ we find ourselves in the presence of interstellar beauty. No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that humans could achieve looks that rival tho

Too many strange & unusual occurrences to be contained to just one report, we return to the scene of the unusual activity, ‘Alias Cabaret’! @guy_alias having now been well documented as the one responsible for such gathering of curios

Not since my last visit to the Lunar Lounge have I seen such out-of-this-world performances, the Saturn Dancers would turn aquamarine with envy. I’m of course referring to the dazzling displays at ‘Alias Cabaret’, created and hosted

Earthlings conduct business in the strangest ways. Lacking basic telepathy, they often resort to the ritual exchange of tiny printed rectangles. So in an effort to further our assimilation of Earth, we sought to replicate such traditions.

Many Earth

NEXT WEEK, @smiths_miscellaneous RETURNS! A cosmic collision of chaos, talent, and questionable human behavior, the Galactic Federation once described as "Uniquely Human" & "Best left on Earth".

Come see what all the Intergal

JUNE 19th, 8PM, come see what humans do best. Be creatures of emotion. In what we've now come to understand as merely pretending and not an actual fight, @punko_regarto brings two of canberra best pretenders (locally known as "Improvisors")

TONIGHT! (OR RATHER WHAT WAS) @smiths_miscellaneous gathers a wide array of human oddities onto one easily observed (and studied) stage.👽👽👽 Join us in our never-ending mission to understand the human condition so we can better destro– &helli

Finding yourself lost to the meaning of life on Earth? Well wonder no longer, for billions of years of evolution (which we may or may not have accidentally set off 👽) have lead to the penultimate moment for the predominant species. @smiths_miscellan

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